Chrono Cream Script

Since I remembered that I have a "Writing" tag I find that I don't publish my writing work on here. I should remedy this with the script to my Chrono Cream Comercial.

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Chrono Cream

(Mock Commercial for a new anti-aging cream)

 (Establishing Shot: pin up with two jars on each side and the words "Chrono Cream" in the middle)

Narrator:

"Chrono Cream! The #1 anti-aging cream in the world!"

"With this amazing new product, millions of Americans across the nation can look younger and healthier!"

(Full shot: Old Lady using cream)

Narrator:

"How does it work? Just take the cream and rub it wherever you're wrinkled."

(Full shot: Woman surprised by new youth)  

Narrator (cont.):

"And in minutes, you'll see amazing results! Amazing!"

(Midshot: Man's testimonial)

Man:

"My wife is thirty-eight and she looks like a cross between prune and a deflated clown balloon."

 Man (cont.):

 "But thanks to Chrono Cream, my wife's as sexy and delicious as the day I met her. Right Honey?"

Wife (as a little girl):

 "Oh yeah!"

(Couple starts making out):

 "Om Nom Nom Nom"

 (Chris Hansen appears, awkward silence)

Chris Hansen (serious):

 "Why don't you have a seat over there?"

(More Awkward Silence)

(Man wells up in tears about to cry)

(Cut) Narrator:

"Buy Chrono Cream Today!"